As most of you probally already know Shemp use to have a huge crush on must of the blankets in our house. He expressed this love by ravishing(humping) them anytime someone held one up. This one time when Noel and myself had our friends over during high school it got out of hand. Some of Noel's friends were in my room holding up a blanket and Shemp started doing his thing, doggystyle. Shemp was really going to town. It got kind of loud and I believe it upset my Dad, I'm not sure if he was sleeping or not. My Dad came in and grabbed the blanket from Shemp and the dog proceded(this site needs spellcheck) to bite him. Well my pops wouldn't stand for this so he grab Shemp and basically tossed him down the stairs. All our buddies got silent for the rest of the night. My friends still tell this story, thinking it was one of the funniest moments at our house.

Noel and his buddy Austin were over one day playing a micro machines video game. My buddy Jason Brogan and I decided to join in because it looked fun. I don't remember what the game consisted of but I know Jason was the bulldozer. He kept screaming about the douja, referring to the bulldozer. We thought it was the funniest thing, I guess you had to of been there.

I might need Dave and Lel's help on this one. We use to have this game for the NES back in the dizzay. I can't remember the name for the life of me but it came with this robot straight out of a 1950's sci-fi movie. The robot was hooked up to the controller somehow. I remember the robot would go through ellaborate movements just to hit the a or b button. It would drop these spinning discks onto some platform to hold the a or b button in. Once the discks stop spinning the button would be released. I can see now why there was only one game for this robot. Maybe it was ahead of its time or maybe it just sucked. Lel and Dave I need your feedback.

The Super Bowl is always a blast. The Stalker's and Renne's always get together and drink, eat, gamble, and celebrate Shemp's birthday. We were never sure the exact date of his b-day but we figured Super Bowl Sunday was a good day. On this particular day our front lawn was a sheet of ice(I totally don't even know what that looks like anymore). We had this trick where we threw a treat down the lawn for Shemp to get. Our front lawn is a slight hill, mind you. So Shemp would run after it only to slide down the lawn, it was funny. My dad decided to show the trick off to everyone who was over for the party. This time Shemp slide all the way down to the street as a car was coming. This car had to of been going about 40 mph and missed Shemp by inches. The dude was probally drunk and didn't even see Shemp since he's a black dog and it was dark outside. Needless to say we never did that trick again and Shemp survived another b-day.