My mom hates Spiders so she will always freak out and scream when they are in the house. "Micheal!" you hear getting screamed from another part of the house. We would all come running to find a nasty Spider crawling on wall ( simliar to the page of this site).

So what my father would do is get a kleenex and rip it in half. He would take the half with the Spider in it and through the half away. Then he would chase my mom around the house with the other (clean) half of the kleenex and she would yell and scream and about the point that she was getting really mad he would blow his nose in the kleenex and throw it away. I remember this happening so many times growing up that I cans till hear my moms voice saying "Micheal you're soooogroooosss!!!"