The boy scout motto is 'be prepared.' I was prepared for 6th grade camp from my experiences camping with boy scouts... we werent even camping we were in cabins. The most difficult part about 6th grade camp was the fact that I had to go naked to shower. This was my first time being naked and luckily there were individual showers cause things were a little confusing down there if you know what I mean. Anyway, this jerk guy Justin runs down to each shower and opens up the curtains. It wasn't like all of the guys saw, but it still was embarrassing. I think I yelled 'fag!'.

When I was in third grade, the most popular rap artist at the time was Kriss Kross. A few weirdo fans like myself would even dress up to . . . Read More..

One time I went to a brittish scary movie with an english friend and it was the funniest thing seeing all the americans being shocked in the first scene when they show the guy naked. She also was missing the UK because of all the food that was in the movie. But about halway into the movie (I was enjoying it a lot because the zombies run in this movie). My cell phone rang on full blast during one of the quiet parts. It rang the james bond theme song! The guy that called was a buddy who I worked with as an intern at Compuware. I barely even know the guy and he is calling me on a friday night seeing if I want to play drinking games. I WAS SO PISSED AND EMBARRASED.

When I was seven years old my sweet mother had high hopes that I would become an accomplished pianist. Because I had a willful, lazy side to my personality, I thought practicing the piano was pure drugery and no fun at all. My goal at that time in my life was to have all the fun that I could. when I sat on the piano bench, thirty minutes of practicing seemed like forever.
Every Tuesday after school, I went to church with children ranging from ages three to twelve. First we had music time and then we divided up in age groups and went to classrooms for a Suday school type lesson.
The music leader thought that it would be nice to have a child perform some kind of talent after our singing time each week. So my sweet mother promptly volunteered me. She thought it would be the perfect way to motivate me to practice. When I saw the music sheet that the music leader had given my mother, I was more determined than ever not to practice. It looked way too hard to me. And whenerver I . . . Read More..

I really embarrassed myself when I called the veterinarian's office. When the receptionist answered the phone I said, "Do you have a good product for dogs to get rid of flicks and teas?" When I heard her laughing, I said "I'm sorry I meant teas and flicks." At least I gave her a good laugh along with my daughter Michele who heard me on the phone.