Man Im So Pissed I Was Hanging Out With My Girlfriend Yesterday And My Dad Called Me All Mad And Was Like Hey Im Picking You Up SO He Picked Me Up And Told Me That I Was Grounded Because Of MY Grades I Was So Pissed When I Got Home I Left And Just Walked For LIke 2 Hours I Have No Phone Now No Enternet And I Cant Go Anywere Im SO Pissed Well Im Starting To Get My Grades Back So I Can Get My Stuff Back Wish Me Luck

This one time at Chilis I got some kind of food poisoning. I had the chicken fingers. Have you ever had a bad case of food poisoning?

I hated Chilis for the longest time. My case wasnt an all out bad case like some people when they need to go to the hospital, but somehow I knew it was the fried chicken I had there.

Chilis finally rejuvinated themselves when they cam out with the

QUESADILLA EXPLOSION SALAD!!!!!!!!

Chilis rules now! They better pay me for this advertisement! WHATS YOUR CHILIS MEMORY!!!!!!!!!!!??? LOL. GHETTO FABULOUS.

So, I was hanging out with Josh about a week ago and we decided that it was time to start making some videos. I came up with starting th old skit thing that Laura and I did before called "Skits-O-Frantic."

So, after telling Laura the news we started to plan some skits. Armed with a journal so we don't forget, the process began. We came up with a few: Snacker attack, lemon head contest, and more.

Although we are still planning out all the people, we have a basic idea of Josh, Laura, Emby, Doug, and I with a few extras.

Our first time taping was pretty fun. After going outside, I began to run at the trampoline, which was not fully put up. I ran straight into the bar and flipped over it. I then began to jump around like I was really on a trampoline, including a weird flip thing which ended up very messing since it was all dirt there.

We decided that that was amazing and got a camera. We then made it into a skit for us to record. Later we did then Lemon Head one, but my sister was a . . . Read More..

So I am hanging out on the playground and I dont remember the circumstances, but somehow I made Julie Blood so angry at me that she grabbed my shoulders and slammed her knee right into my family jewels.

I remember losing my breathe completely... she seemed to know what she was doing.

But of course, I went to a teacher to tell on her.

I think it might have been Mr. Kowalski. 

Anyways, even though the pain had gone I was still crying in front of her and him I think.  She was forced to apologize to me.

Her and I always had interesting relationships.

It was Dave's 25th birthday. We were at Susan's Apt in Ann Arbor. Dave had been drinking pretty steadily all night. Kate and I made Dave a particularly strong drink. We put every type of alcohol in the drink along with a splash of coke.



At some point we sung Happy Birtday and cut the cake. Due to crowd request, I cut loose on the second half of the song and sung "Happy Fucking Birthday Muther Fucker." It was pretty hillarious, Dave's parents were there and everything.



Later that night right before Dave puked over the balcony, I got him to sing "Zombie" by The Cranberries. I knew this was going to be pretty interesting, Dave couldn't even stand up, let alone sing. I was stone cold sober because I was driving Kate home. Both Dave and I mumbled our way through the song. I mumbled because I just mumble, Dave was mumbling because he was waisted. Dave spent most of the song laying on his back trying to sing into the microphone which was on the ground somewhere in the . . . Read More..