2004-10-25 | Corfu, Greece This afternoon I bought my ticket for the booze cruise. This is an event where you venture out all over the island on a fishing boat seeing and doing cool stuff while having a few beers. Originally I was reluctant because I thought I might get sick on a small boat, but I brought along my pressure point bands that I bought for the ferry over just in case. I wore them all day, but I don't think I really needed them because the tide was chilled.

Once we were on the boat, the first destination was the cliffs that we had the opportunity to jump off of. The dirty captain explained how if any clothes come off that you get a free beer. Originally I thought I would do it , but then I was second guessing. It wasn't until I climbed up a semi-dangerous height of 35 feet up steep coral that I decided that this would the public's first time seeing me naked. Once it was my turn, I pulled off my trunks and jumped off. I know it is disgracing my body, but come on... in Europe it is such a natural thing to be naked and its not a big deal. Regardless of whether someone said we should jump off naked, I would of did it. It was a moment in time, where I can do something crazy. It was a once and a lifetime opportunity to do something crazy and I just let go. But I didn't let go of everything. I covered the family jewels so that they didn't smack the water. Everything worked out fine though.

Things were pretty chill on the way to the secluded beach, but I can see why they don't let people drink before climbing and jumping because it was pretty dangerous. I was super careful. Anyway I ate my lunch on this rocky beach, took a walk and met some new people. The meeting of new people is never ending, its so fun to be sociable. I had the option to do a little snorkeling, but the water was so crystal clear that I saw enough of it. The beach was a really nice stop.

By now the ship ride was great, but after this things changed a little for the worst. After heading to what is known as the bat cave, things got a little more gross. Gross as in, girls gone wild gross. I cant even describe to you all of the details, but other people were drinking out of special bongs, licking whip cream and doing stupid stuff. I had no part in this and I just watched as people made asses of themselves. It was gross.

After the gross spring break stuff, we went to this really cool bat cave and swam in a cave until it was absolutely pitch black. It kind of freaked me out at how you couldn't see anything. Once we got back to the boat my friend Lucas climbed up super high on this stalagmite that shouldn't of been climbed on and he jumped off. Oh and I forgot to tell you, he and April both jumped off completely nude together as well. Anyways I was super scared for him, but he jumped safely down.

After the bat cave I was ready to get off, because some sick shit happened next. This slut was the most disgusting person I have ever met. She went down on the boat and was doing stuff to the dirty captain and some other guy that worked there. The whole boat was absolutely disgusted and everyone was ready to just get off. She was at least a good topic of conversation for the rest of our stay because later on she gave a completely different guy a blowjob and then had a threesome with two different ozzies. All hearsay, but I couldn't believe how gross this herpes girl was. I guess I experienced what these college kiddies do when they go to Mexico for spring break. Its really degrading and sick. I would leave out details like this normally, but since I have been telling you guys every detail of my trip.... I cant just leave out this funny beer whore doing all this stuff. Some people are disgusting.

Once we got back, we slept and then went to dinner. It took a while for everyone to start partying for Matts birthday, but once about 10 o'clock hit, we were all having a great time. I ordered up the DJ to announce at midnight his 23 b-day and I also had all these women spank his ass at midnight. I even took a movie of it for his remembrance.

I ended up going to bed early and he continue to party it up. I woke up with Matt being totally plastered from 'Combing out'. When he passed out, he must of forgot to go to the bathroom because next thing I saw was him standing up in front of his bed, pissing on the floor. I have heard of people who are too far gone, that do this, so it is kind of common. I really didn't mind and I just cracked up. The reason I didn't mind was because none of our stuff was there in the corner he was going in.

All in all this had to be one of the strangest and messed up days in all of my travels. Oh well, at least I just witness the strange things and weren't actually a part of them.