Let me lay it out for ya: I finished work on Thursday and I had taken Friday off to go see the Tigers wail on the A's in Game 3.  I was planning on staying at my girlfriend, Kim's, place that Thursday night, but I had forgot my winter coat.  I needed to get my winter coat because they had moved the Friday game up from 8pm to 4:30pm because of the expected cold weather that was coming.  So I decided to go home from work before heading to Kim's.

As I get home, I hear the sound of a lot of water running, like someone was taking a shower.  I thought to myself, "WTF?!?!  Who's taking a shower in my apartment?!?"  So I start to run toward my bathroom, and about four steps in, my feet go *squish* *squish* on the carpet and I think to myself, "oh no..."  Sure enough, the lid of my toilet had shot off and water was gushing out the top like a geyser.  My bathroom had turned into a lake.

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I was once partying with some college Cross Country friends on night. This freshman girl who got pregnant by another freshman on our Cross Country team was about 6 to 8 months pregnant and she felt the need to drink.

I was sooooo freaking pissed when I saw her with a drink and I felt morally inclined to say something to her.

I pretty much yanked out her drink and told her no. But she just bitched me out.

I hope the kid is not retarded because of it.