The longest day trip ever! Athensto Rome in One Day!

2004-10-27 |Athens, GreeceThis entry spans three full days because my day actually lasted that long. This morning I checked out late and luckily gave the worker a good excuseso I was not charged another day. Most of my day was spent shopping (Ibought Matt a tiny little birthday present), laying on the beach, readingand eating lunch on the beach. Once that was all over, I

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A day trip for THE DAVID!!!!!

2004-10-28 |Florence, ItalyToday I woke up and was lacking motivation. That's why you guys got thatfinal reflection thing. Once I was done listening to that song, I wasperusing through my Eurail time table and I noticed something veryinteresting. I saw that the train to Florence was only 2 hours. Once I readthat, I was set... I was going to see the statue of David. The reason I was so psyched just to see one statue was because of a guy Imet in Corfu. This guy was great, he and his friends would constantly referto me as THE DAVID. They would kind of praise me a little and it was kind offlattering in a way. They did this probably because I wore the statue ofDavid boxers and also because I wore a halo I made with my toga and alsobecause I guess I look like him. Anyway, one night he told me all about itand how he stared at a mans ass for 30 minutes. I was so psyched.... notabout the ass.... but he was like "it doesn't

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In sixth grade, Chris, Austin and I started writing a book called "The End of the World". It was about how my friends and I went on Double Dare and won a trip to Cape Canaveral space camp. Somehow, we happened to be on a space ship at the moment when the world ended and we launched into space. It was just me and my friends and the girls at school that we liked. There were graphic descriptions of sexual acts we performed with the girls and illustrations as well. It was total trash. It was eventually discarded because Austin would have it at school and would joke about showing it to girls I liked. There were some close calls. So, eventually I got my hands on it and destroyed it. Shortly thereafter I began to write another "End of the World" novel. This one was "R" rated rather than "X" rated. I will post memories about that one in the future.

One time I went to Cedar point with my brothers friend Trevor Pretty and some other friends of mine. We all were riding in the Sky Ride chilling when suddenly someone had the great idea to spit off of it.

Well come to find out we hit a guy. I think we knew it at the time and we were laughing up a storm.

Once we arrived, those laughs turned to scared faces when the guy immediately comes storming at us.

My mom had no clue about it, for she was in the car ahead of us.

We were stupid and didnt think that our cars had numbers on them too.

Luckily nothing super bad happened other than some scolding.

I just remembered this, and dont want to forget it.

back in highschool, i was hanging out with a good friend Adam Majtyka. We decided to go snowboarding at Apline ski resort on 59mile, in michigan. well we were poor back then and snuck in. we boarded for some time untill we started to feel the heat of the ski patrol breathing down our back. all i can remember is that we were sessioning this nice jump they had on road side of the hill. i was completely launching it perfectly and getting amazing air.. i even think i was floating 3's. all i can remember is that it was one of the best times ive boarded. I cant recall how we got caught, but i do know that they knew i had snuck in, and not Adam. in fact im not sure if adam paid or not and it was just i who snuck in.. anyways the guy took me into custody. i was being help captive in the center of the resort, near the parking lot in this tiny building with the door left wide open. i remember sitting there scared shitless . . . Read More..