One time my brother was riding his bike after going fishing and he got a fish-hook stuck in his calf while riding home. I remember going up to the hospital over by the movie theater and I can vividly remember a rustly and wormy hook gouged in his calf. IT WAS SICK!

So it's 4th grade, great age to climb trees right? I loved climbing trees as kid until this day when I went climbing trees with my 4th grade buddy. I was real high up maybe only five feet when I stepped out on a dead branch and snap! There I go falling ass first into a huge patch of prickly pear cactus! OOOOOUUUUUCCCCHHH! My poor loving mother soaked me in the bathtub and picked thorns out my backside for the rest of the day.

One night Michelle and I were drinking at the local pub and were ending the night driving home and Michelle got pulled over. The cop said she was going 47 in a 35 and my drunken response to the cop was "You dont know what youre talking about, ITS 35 HERE!!!!!!!!!!". I continuously yelled until he yelled back and said "IM NOT TALKING TO YOU SIR!!!!"

It was stupid because Michelle had a few and it could have caused the cop to give her a breathalizer test. But instead she just got a ticket.

To this day, I still believe we were in the 45 MPH section...

I guess I am stubborn

Michelle had the great idea to trim her dogs nails while she had been drinking. Just view the photos to see the damage she did to this poor little doggy.

Michelle and I went to her cousins wedding. It was absolutely beautiful and an ideal day for a wedding. I was in tears when that cute couple was doing their vows. It was really emotional.

Then after the ceremony was over, each person was to take a rock and wish good luck to the new couple and throw it in Lake Michgan.

Well Michelle and her infinite baseball throwing abilities, managed to throw the rock straight up in the air and nearly taking out the priest and some other bystandards.

All in all, it was a fantastic wedding with lots of good drunken conversations. Even a great little video shot of me congradulating the bride and groom who I dont even know.