One time I had a track meet and a band concert in the same night.  My plan was to bring my trumpet case to the track field and then change and go into the concert with trumpet in hand.

Things went wayyy wrong though, because Coach had me run the 800 meter run.  I took first place in it and ran about 2 minutes.  But then had to get to the auditorium to play.  So I whipped out my trumpet and ran into the auditorium that was entirely packed with people because this concert was a combined concert of 8th graders, 5th graders, 9th graders and seniors to hear the differences.  

So basically the whole entire crowd was staring at me in my short daisy dukes as I walked with my trumpet.  I swear everyone was waiting for me, because my part for this one song was sooo important.  The song started off hitting a High C, which takes a lot of breath.

Afterward, I almost blacked out because of my loss of air.  It was really weird, but I was surprisingly not embarrased to walk into a crowded gym in a gaywod track unifrom!