I have definitely been reminiscing about Rifle River lately. I remember the scenery. I remember when we started getting close how the road would be less wide and we would be surrounded by tall trees. What I didn't understand then was that this was because we had got off the expressway. The road looked like many roads in Michigan look like and because of this I would never be able to remember how to get there just by the landmarks. I remember that we would . . . Read More..

My phone frickin rocks.  I have had it for 4 years and I love it to death.  We have been through a lot.  I have dropped it down a flight of stairs.  It had a crack in it for the longest time.

Its so famous in fact, that my buddy wrath called it a Zack Morris phone and it has stuck with it ever since.

One time at chimes, my boss John had a meeting with all of our team and we hosted the entire meeting on my speaker phone!  We had the frickin thing sitting on a table on speaker phone and all 5 of us talked to ozman213 about Chimes business.

Now adays, I have some stickers on it and my name enscribed on it.  Even tonight I was showing it off and my friend Mary didnt even know his name (the phone), and she said that it was the Zack Morris phone. 

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One time we were up north where my dad had his farm. He had an outdoor crapper. A rooster wouldn’t let my wife Verda out of the door.

When I was 14 years old, we went to tip over this guys shithouse. This other buddy of ours. We all got behind it and this one kid fell in the shit that was in the pit. Even though it was made of wood it wouldn’t shatter. We made the kid that fell in the shit sit on the bumper of the car. And we made him take off all his clothes and we threw him in a crick.

Back in my dads time. People would take apart and reassemble wagons on top of the barn at night and the guy would say how the hell did that happen when he woke up in the morning. Back then you didnt have computers to keep you occupied at night. So these types of pranks were played on people once and a while.