So dave and i take walks a lot while at the office - atleast once a day, to help focus on our daily distractions. lately we've been walking to a building behind us and instead of going straight and cutting through the woods to the sidewalk we decided to walk down a nice grass path which runs parallel to an office building.

well all along the wall of this building are HUGE spiders. its a super market for insects, so these spiders are well fed, living large, at least as far as spider living goes. anyways we were scoping a web out (the biggest one that we could access) and as im getting closer and closer (mind you im super jumpy when it comes to spiders EEK) dave scares me - not only do i jump a hundred feet but i end up running screaming down the trail brushing every imaginary spider off of me - in the meantime there are people in their offices watching this... this same scenario was repeated atleast 2 or 3 more times through the course of about two weeks worth of walk . . . Read More..

I remember sitting in my cube, wondering what the hell i was even doing there and i hear someone talking in the background, over where paul is sitting now.. and a kid with an afro comes walking over while im reading an oracle book and we start talking about how hes the other hire and how we are the same age and i even remember talking about how we both still lived with our parents.. LOL.

well dave and i were complete and utter noobs. i remember john trying to explain variable variables to us, and it just wouldnt click..

i have flying dreams all the time, and i dont mind one bit :)

well last night i had the ultimate one. the best dream ive ever had! and THE MC MAN HIMSELF was in it.

combine flying, space, stars, galaxies, crazy warp speeds, completely wack worlds (each galaxy) and you have my dream.

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I just remembered this, and dont want to forget it.

back in highschool, i was hanging out with a good friend Adam Majtyka. We decided to go snowboarding at Apline ski resort on 59mile, in michigan. well we were poor back then and snuck in. we boarded for some time untill we started to feel the heat of the ski patrol breathing down our back. all i can remember is that we were sessioning this nice jump they had on road side of the hill. i was completely launching it perfectly and getting amazing air.. i even think i was floating 3's. all i can remember is that it was one of the best times ive boarded. I cant recall how we got caught, but i do know that they knew i had snuck in, and not Adam. in fact im not sure if adam paid or not and it was just i who snuck in.. anyways the guy took me into custody. i was being help captive in the center of the resort, near the parking lot in this tiny building with the door left wide open. i remember sitting there scared shitless . . . Read More..

so daves about ready to pass the F out and he goes to brush his teeth. only he loads high dimension revitalizing conditioner onto his tooth brush instead of TOOOTHPASSSTE!

im getting ready to pass out as well and i hear "WTF IS THAT" so i go check it out and there is dave rinsing his mouth out with anything liquid.. not to mention very old pop..